Conker

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  1. Anybody wanna catch me up on what's happened in the past couple months? What the fuck

  2. Happy thanksgiving, what are you nubs thankful for?

  3. http://imgur.com/yxKyO4Q when you queue with the bae
    1. Conker

      Conker

      ummm I haven't played csgo in a while... are you cheating on me?

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  4. actually being really happy and comfortable with your life after 3 years of not is the greatest feeling ever

  5. actually being really happy and comfortable with your life after 3 years of not is the greatest feeling ever

    1. Conker

      Conker

      honestly? you just have to fight through the hard times. whenever there's a low point there's always gonna be a super duper high point in your life. just have to give it time.

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  6. the stitches on my balls came undone and left a hole in my balls so i had to have it taped back up lol rip me

  7. just saw a kid in front of my house get arrested for smoking weed and there was 3 cop cars...america

  8. who wants this shit http://i.imgur.com/tykAjB9.png

    1. Conker

      Conker

      i'd like to thank my console peasantry for making me quick like the flash

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  9. Just realised Spongebob The Movie came out in 2004, holy shit I'm old...

    1. Conker

      Conker

      damn dude, that's crazy. I was only 4 at the time

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  10. balls are getting better, not allowed to fap for 2 months though

    1. Conker

      Conker

      lmfao, 2 fucking months. gg. have fun with the wet dreams

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  11. Currently sitting in a hospital bed, had to have an operation on my balls because I had 'testicle torsion' it's very serious and could result in losing a testicle in under 6 hours, I didn't loose one, make sure you guys never get it as it's the worse pain ever, both before and after surgery

    1. Conker

      Conker

      damn dude, that blows. hope everything goes fine

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  12. Football game on the 28th, all nighter with a friend on the 29th for halo 5 for 3 days, going to bball games. Fuck yes.

  13. Football game on the 28th, all nighter with a friend on the 29th for halo 5 for 3 days, going to bball games. Fuck yes.

    1. Conker

      Conker

      bad wording, i'm not staying up all 3 nights. only 1.

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  14. don't join this promod server - https://i.gyazo.com/59388ba3bd8e8d5039c1121e5be64301.jpg - appears to force some commands on you when you spawn as well report it to gametracker as well please: http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/185.4.149.15:28838/

  15. I'm gonna have my first social interaction in 3 years on Oct 28th. Shit sounds spooky, yo.

    1. Conker

      Conker

      What makes it even more nerve-racking is that I'm going to see a girl that I like. Girls have cooties.

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  16. I'm gonna have my first social interaction in 3 years on Oct 28th. Shit sounds spooky, yo.

    1. Conker

      Conker

      I agree about being more social and learning more too, but you don't learn that much more from what I've seen. I still talk to my rl friends on facebook and such and it's not that much more.

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  17. I'm gonna have my first social interaction in 3 years on Oct 28th. Shit sounds spooky, yo.

    1. Conker

      Conker

      @Bosnian, eh, why not? I'm learning the same stuff as people the high school I would have went to but I just get more sleep and less stress than them.

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  18. I'm gonna have my first social interaction in 3 years on Oct 28th. Shit sounds spooky, yo.

    1. Conker

      Conker

      @Caspa lmao, thanks I suppose. i'm just going to a football game

      @siikdude since I'm home schooled and have been since 6th grade and am stupid I haven't seen any of my friends IRL in 3 years.

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