Conker

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  1. Anybody wanna catch me up on what's happened in the past couple months? What the fuck

  2. I'm back

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    2. Anti

      Anti

      Guess who's back, back again, Conker is back, tell a friend.

      Welcome back nub and don't worry about your new game, sure it'll be decent-ish :P

    3. Conker

      Conker

      ayeee. I have to worry about that stuff man

    4. Twix

      Twix

      welcome back friendo

  3. actually being really happy and comfortable with your life after 3 years of not is the greatest feeling ever

  4. Motorboated some random dude at the football game. It was hot as fuck.

  5. Football game on the 28th, all nighter with a friend on the 29th for halo 5 for 3 days, going to bball games. Fuck yes.

    1. Conker

      Conker

      bad wording, i'm not staying up all 3 nights. only 1.

    2. Zack

      Zack

      how does being social feel? i wouldn't know keek

    3. Conker
  6. I'm gonna have my first social interaction in 3 years on Oct 28th. Shit sounds spooky, yo.

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    2. siikdude

      siikdude

      I'd take being home schooled in a heart beat.

    3. zander ◔◡◔

      zander ◔◡◔

      ^agreed.

      I learn so much more at home with textbooks and the internet than at school. Not to mention I waste 3 hours a day commuting.

    4. Zack
  7. Started playing the Uncharted series and The Last of Us for the first time. Both are absolutely astonshing and if you have a Playstation 3 or 4 and haven't played them yet I would highly recommend you play them. I know everyone knows that they're good games, but this is the first time I've played them so suck my dick.

  8. my niece, a 2 year old, lets out a big fart and then proceeds to tell me to die 5+ times. k

    1. siikdude

      siikdude

      I was just in florida lol

    2. Le Plut0

      Le Plut0

      u guize are fucked ... no wonder u have riots ...

    3. Le Plut0

      Le Plut0

      i feel sad 4 u siik

  9. i killed shroud, am i a professional csgo player now? http://gyazo.com/15922e4e1c179937090f5c041a92f51e (t side, 2nd from bottom) http://gyazo.com/2099d617334ee54fcc30edb795386b67 (look at killfeed)

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    2. Conker
    3. Tinman

      Tinman

      Darmuh, his awping was amazing... but his one-taps with the ak were just insane. I recorded the whole thing since we were talking about smoking weed too :dave:

    4. Tinman

      Tinman

      Darmuh, his awping was amazing... but his one-taps with the ak were just insane. I recorded the whole thing since we were talking about smoking weed too :dave:

  10. http://i.imgur.com/hf2vO4U.gifv best halo player 2k ever
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    2. BosnianArmy

      BosnianArmy

      What's wrong with xbox controller? :dave:

    3. BraXi

      BraXi

      ^ :facepalm: It's awful to play FPS games on a gamepad

    4. Conker

      Conker

      for you, yeah. it's because you aren't used to playing fps games with a controller. i'm assuming you play with kb+m 99.9% of the time so ofc controller is gonna feel awful

  11. TIL kurt cobain is still alive
    1. Zack

      Zack

      10/10 band and song

  12. AFTER 2 YEARS WORTH WORTH OF CSGO CASES (PROBABLY AROUIND 50-60) I FINALLY GOT A PINK SKIN. P250 MUERTOS WOOOOO

  13. AFTER 2 YEARS WORTH WORTH OF CSGO CASES (PROBABLY AROUIND 50-60) I FINALLY GOT A PINK SKIN. P250 MUERTOS WOOOOO

  14. keep the forum pls

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    2. Conker

      Conker

      first somebody from roosterteeth gets hospitalized and has a high chance of dying, second ldlc drops their whole team, and 3rd raid closes down. good year 2015 20/10

    3. Cloudy
    4. QueNNch
  15. just watching youtube and then i realize im slowly losing vision in my right eye. usually this means that im gonna have a migraine but idk help me

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    2. Cat

      Cat

      For sleep: www.sleepyti.me

    3. evensosan

      evensosan

      I have the same problem since i was 10. Take a brake from the screen every 2 hours. In a day that you can go to sleep late, go to bad before around 01:00 am. It won't stop the migraine from happening, but your eye will get better.

    4. Conker

      Conker

      thanks sosan. i usually go to sleep between 10 and 11 and get 8-9 hours of sleep. when i start having trouble seeing in one of my eyes that's the sign that i'm going to 100% have a migraine so it's actually kinda nice cuz i can somewhat prepare.. also, as soon as the head pain part of the migraine kicked in my eye got better :>

  16. please tell me this is not what i think it is http://i.gyazo.com/64edf214784fdf78e0c422643021e881.png

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    2. BosnianArmy

      BosnianArmy

      Everyone uses speakers... loads of people lol

    3. Conker
    4. MegaPixarius

      MegaPixarius

      obviously it is what you think it is! ... not speakers

  17. cold showers are far superior to hot/warm showers

    1. Tilak

      Tilak

      i only take cold showers when its hot weather otherwise nope