Okay, so first of all, you may be skeptical about this tutorial. But let me reassure you, this is a valid tutorial and worked for me! I was only a mere sniveling, puny, disgusting, pathetic Server Admin before I found these steps on success. Now I am a moneygrabbing, uptight, lazy, bitchy, annoying, self-centered twat Community Manager.
For just $99.99 a month, you will have access to my guides on how to do the same! But just for you guys, I'll knock that price down to a whopping $120 a month.
Disclaimer: All of the next photos were staged and may be too saucy and hot for young audiences.
Step 1.
So first things first, you need to dress and look like a Community Manager, it takes super swag and amazingly good looks to complete these steps. I recommend a douchebaggy white shirt with a tie, make sure to have the outfit complete with black trousers and black shoes, gotta look smart to be a smart Community Manager after all. YOU WILL ALWAYS NEED TO BE DRESSED THIS WAY, IN EVERY PICTURE, VIDEO AND CIRCUMSTANCE.
Step 2.
Lose the glasses, they didn't suit you anyway. Plus they're totally irrelevant and no one has to wear them ever, it's not like eyesight is important or anything lol.
Step 3.
Think about this, do you really want to be responsible for all actions caused by the community you run? Do you really want to be recognized wherever you go and have people bothering you? Ponder for a moment
Step 4.
Make sure you are able to roll your tongue, if you can't do this then it is a gene you do not carry, you need this gene to be a successful douchebaggy Community Manager
Step 5.
Show off anything you may have that others MAY not. For example, I chose to use my speakers on the wall above my setup.
Step 6.
Again, show off anything you have, I decided to show off my other speaker, THEY ARE PART OF A SET AFTER ALL.
Step 7.
Have a nice, clean, fucking, desk. Yes, you need to have a nice desk in order to maintain a healthy Cummunity Manager status, it's very important to keep a desk clean so that you have space to work on your duties.
Step 8.
Make sure that you look good wearing your gaming attire. It is vital, trust me, it is vital. Trust me. It's vital c:
Step 9.
Again, the tongue rolling is important. If you want people to see you as a GODLIKE Community Manager, you have to look Godly. I preferred the demon look.
Step 10.
Remember, follow these very simple steps, and YOU TOO, could be a Community Manager. Just remember to always follow these steps.
Bonus Step.
Remember to listen to Dank music, I chose ODESZA, because it really gets to my heart <3