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Admin applications: Do you accept the requirements?: Nah suck my dick

What is your real name?: Long Dick Johnson

What is your in-game name?: Xx_OpTic_Faze_Free_4_Sniper_xX

How old are you?: 12

What is your primary server?: VIP

What is your B3 CID?: 6969696969

What is your Xfire?: sellingmodsources

What is your Steam?: iscamu

What makes you a good admin?: I'll ban whoever talks shit to me

What skills do you have?: I'm great at banning people for no reason

What clans/communities/forums have you been at?: I'm a professional youtube sniper

Why should we choose you?: Because fuck you. I also will never actually play on the servers apart for when I feel like banning fuckas


Accept me Bitches


PS:

Go fuk ya self

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"What makes you a good admin?: I'll ban whoever talks shit to me"

I found this line wayyyyy too funny :')

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just :wat:

Admin applications: Do you accept the requirements?: Nah suck my dick

 

 

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Can you show use your own "MAD SKILLZ L33T QuickScope MLG 420 Montage"?

 

We require you to hit at least an amount of 5 quickscopes in 1 minute, they all need to be headshot.

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After a lot of inspection regarding your background, I have found some rather concerning things

In the summer of 2013, you were caught with hard scoping a xX_FaZe_Xx member that was innocently cussing at players for moving when he tried to 360 no scope them

In addition, 2014, you were caught knifing an ex-optic member when attempting to record a 1337 sick montage for youtube

Lastly, shockingly this year, you were found actually telling a hardscoper that he was "good"

All these offenses are too severe to be overlooked

I'm suggesting instant denial of your application Mr. NoSkillBill

Swagmaster420 out bruhsef

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One of the most touching and meaningful applications I have ever read.  11/10 would accept. Just inspirational  :P

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After a lot of inspection regarding your background, I have found some rather concerning things

In the summer of 2013, you were caught with hard scoping a xX_FaZe_Xx member that was innocently cussing at players for moving when he tried to 360 no scope them

In addition, 2014, you were caught knifing an ex-optic member when attempting to record a 1337 sick montage for youtube

Lastly, shockingly this year, you were found actually telling a hardscoper that he was "good"

All these offenses are too severe to be overlooked

I'm suggesting instant denial of your application Mr. NoSkillBill

Swagmaster420 out bruhsef

I some how found this funny than i should of xD.

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Through weeks and weeks of examination, I have found additional issues

You switched to your pistol and shamelessly shot a defenseless no scoper

Kept bunny hopping, making a MLGxXXxFazptic member cry to his waifu pillow

Finally, you did the ultimate sniper sin, you aimed down your scope for more than half a second

As JFK would say to Castro during the Cuban Missile Crisis when they settled it over a 1v1, git gud ked

Application Denied

<3 Darmooo

Nubs be nubbing in this nub troll of nubness

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