How To Become A Community Manager Quickly.

[iMtroll 1084]

Okay, so first of all, you may be skeptical about this tutorial. But let me reassure you, this is a valid tutorial and worked for me! I was only a mere sniveling, puny, disgusting, pathetic Server Admin before I found these steps on success. Now I am a moneygrabbing, uptight, lazy, bitchy, annoying, self-centered twat Community Manager.

 

For just $99.99 a month, you will have access to my guides on how to do the same! But just for you guys, I'll knock that price down to a whopping $120 a month. 

 

Disclaimer: All of the next photos were staged and may be too saucy and hot for young audiences. 

 

Step 1.

 

So first things first, you need to dress and look like a Community Manager, it takes super swag and amazingly good looks to complete these steps. I recommend a douchebaggy white shirt with a tie, make sure to have the outfit complete with black trousers and black shoes, gotta look smart to be a smart Community Manager after all. YOU WILL ALWAYS NEED TO BE DRESSED THIS WAY, IN EVERY PICTURE, VIDEO AND CIRCUMSTANCE.

 

 

Step 2.

 

Lose the glasses, they didn't suit you anyway. Plus they're totally irrelevant and no one has to wear them ever, it's not like eyesight is important or anything lol.

 

 

Step 3.

 

Think about this, do you really want to be responsible for all actions caused by the community you run? Do you really want to be recognized wherever you go and have people bothering you? Ponder for a moment

 

 

Step 4.

 

Make sure you are able to roll your tongue, if you can't do this then it is a gene you do not carry, you need this gene to be a successful douchebaggy Community Manager

 

 

Step 5.

 

Show off anything you may have that others MAY not. For example, I chose to use my speakers on the wall above my setup.

 

 

Step 6.

 

Again, show off anything you have, I decided to show off my other speaker, THEY ARE PART OF A SET AFTER ALL.

 

 

Step 7. 

 

Have a nice, clean, fucking, desk. Yes, you need to have a nice desk in order to maintain a healthy Cummunity Manager status, it's very important to keep a desk clean so that you have space to work on your duties.

 

 

 

Step 8.

 

Make sure that you look good wearing your gaming attire. It is vital, trust me, it is vital. Trust me. It's vital c:

 

 

Step 9. 

 

Again, the tongue rolling is important. If you want people to see you as a GODLIKE Community Manager, you have to look Godly. I preferred the demon look.

 

 

Step 10.

 

Remember, follow these very simple steps, and YOU TOO, could be a Community Manager. Just remember to always follow these steps.

 

 

Bonus Step.

 

Remember to listen to Dank music, I chose ODESZA, because it really gets to my heart <3 

 

[Rawr 0]

Lol Cause you a mega troll xD

[deFauLt 2]

Where do I send de money?

[DeadEcho 225]

I'm a moneygrabbing, uptight, lazy, bitchy, annoying, self-centered person now, without any steps. Gimme cm powers now :troll:

[Tilak 272]

 Get spiked hair like darmoo get instant accepted

[Anti 1307]

I can pick iMtroll up and throw him fifteen feet

 

Do I get CM now? :troll:

[Triton 497]

Put it this way, there's two sides to troll.

There's the normal side where he wears suits and acts normal etc, then there is the snapchat side

Do I get CM now? :troll:

[~Budzy~ 661]

i thought you already had it

 

 

 

[BosnianArmy 517]

Good more fapping material :dave:

 

:troll: :troll:

 

On a serious note, gonna photoshop something :awesome: (meme)

 

 

*EDIT*

 

Meme number 1 and 2:

 

1:

 

2: 

 

I failed a bit but close enough!

[Zack 100]

Good more fapping material :dave:

 

:troll: :troll:

 

On a serious note, gonna photoshop something :awesome: (meme)

 

 

*EDIT*

 

Meme number 1 and 2:

 

1:

 

2: 

 

I failed a bit but close enough!

http://www.niceme.me

[Kratos 326]

Such a great tutorial on how to become Community Manager

 

EDIT: Failed to do Step 4 but I successfully made Step 9

 

It only took 3 hours.

[Darmuh 1090]

TIL I was a terrible CM

Jk everybody knew that a lonnnnnnnng time ago :troll:

[Grezwal 92]

Brb, getting my notebook.

[Cuntsole Peasant 3]

Don't forget the braces.

[BraXi 753]

Now I am a moneygrabbing, uptight, lazy, bitchy, annoying, self-centered twat Community Manager.

 

Can I be CM ? :xd: edit: ... fack, I actually can.... i must be a twat then ;_:

[Tinman 427]

I would upvote this thoroughly entertaining post to help it reach Highest Rep Content but it seems I am unable to do so... what a shame :(

[iMtroll 1084]

I would upvote this thoroughly entertaining post to help it reach Highest Rep Content but it seems I am unable to do so... what a shame :(

You did kinda abuse the downvotes in other topics :P

 

I'll make it so you get 2 upvotes and 1 downvote a day :<

[Tinman 427]

I wasn't the only one  :whistle:

 

Fight downvote spam with downvote spam!!  :omfgwtfbbq:

[Anti 1307]

I wasn't the only one  :whistle:

 

Fight downvote with downvote!!

There's fighting fire with fire

Then there's mixing thousands of Indian spices with ghost chili pepper hot sauce, putting it into sixteen metric tons of gasoline and soaked Cuban cigars, and finally putting that into an ex-KGB miniature nuke and sending that upon the fire to put it out

Tell me, is that what you wish to start to just put out a fire? :troll:

[Ray1235 17]

I am an animator, there's very few other people that do it, can I get CM?

[Lossy 1968]

if you make me some cool models and animations shit for cod4 (specially for player models) you get admin

[BraXi 753]

I am an animator, there's very few other people that do it, can I get CM?

 

 

:dumb: :troll:

[NeXus . 26]

if you make me some cool models and animations shit for cod4 (specially for player models) you get admin

You Joker, always make me laugh  :dumb: