The Funny Bone

[Gabe 64]

Hello All :P

 

We all need a good :lol:  now and again.

 

So please post any jokes here, that you would like to share :rolleyes:  with everyone. 

 

The only guidelines are that they should be funny :wub:

 

Ok,.... so lets have some fun!   :)

[QueNNch 241]

If not family friendly...

Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?
A: Your jeans fit like a glove.

Delete it if you don't like it to be here. Tell me if it made you laugh

Edited March 15, 2014 by QueNNch

[Gabe 64]

eh didnt make me laugh but i will take out family friendly part be as rude as you want but no racism

[Gabe 64]

my joke now :P

 

Guy: Wanna suck my dick?

Girl: No.

Guy: Probably for the best. I mean, it has a label-Warning! Choking Hazard!

Girl: Isn't that the warning put on tiny objects?

 

and

 

Boy: Wanna here a joke about my Dick? Nevermind, its to long.

Girl: Wanna here a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you'll never get it.

[QueNNch 241]

A little boy walks in on his parents having sex, his dad says Jacob please leave me and mommy are trying to make you a brother or sister and, the child replies. Daddy do her doggy style I want puppies.

[Gabe 64]

who gave me -1? :(

[Darmuh 1090]

The only funny joke here is the second one quennch posted. Every other joke posted here was horrible.

[Gabe 64]

lol ok then darmuh gimme one of urs..

[Darmuh 1090]

I'm not a comedian, I don't make jokes. And neither do you obviously :P

 

 

Edit: If you want to read jokes go here http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/top/ No point in me copypasting stuff that I didn't come up with.

[Gabe 64]

The real reason women will never be the ones to propose:

As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.

[QueNNch 241]

Came across this today

[Gabe 64]

[Gabe 64]

more original stuff thomas... :p

[Cat 290]

Why are the jokes all about dicks or sex? You can have funny jokes without those....

 

But...I have a good one hueheue

 

Why did the redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

 

Badum tssss...Yeah yeah, I know it's bad. I stole it from reddit. :dave:

 

 

Stole this one too, huehue

 

If a child is afraid of pedophiles, what should he do? He should grow up.

 

Alrighty, i'm bracing myself for all the downvotes. :dave:

[Gabe 64]

nice try cat but no. xD

[Cat 290]

I told ya it was bad. :dave:

[Lossy 1968]

What are the twin towers favourite type of crisps(chips)?

 

 

Plain.

 

 

@Cat, the dark jokes are the best jokes

[Gabe 64]

 What do you call a cheap circumcision?

 

a rip off 

[Darmuh 1090]

"The teacher said we were gonna read a book, but all we got was a few magazines." -Sandy Hook Victim

EDIT:

MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Know why you never hear a joke about the Jonestown Massacre? The punch line is too long.

I added Princess Diana On Xbox Live, She doesn't do much, Always on the Dashboard.

 

 

And my last copypasta:

Boy walks in on his dad masturbating. Never having seen anyone do this, he says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

His dad replies, "Don't worry son, you'll be doing it soon enough!"

"Really? Why's that, Daddy?"

"Well, my arm is getting tired..."

[Gabe 64]

Q: How do you kill a retard?

 

A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?" 

 

i do not intend to offend anyone.

[Darmuh 1090]

i do not intend to offend anyone.

I downvoted you for your disclaimer.

[Gabe 64]

FUUUUUUU them downvotes!!!!!!!