[Tutorial] General Mood Booster For When You're Feeling Down

[Pixel 181]

In the United Kingdom there's a specific culture of individuals, which are referred to as "chavs". If you know what I'm talking about then you know how annoying they can be. They deprive people's happiness, and make them ever so what angry. Their type of music ranges from donk to grime. This tutorial will explain how chavs can make you happy by laughing at them without the risk of being merked by them. If you do not know why I say this, well, they tend to perform violent behaviour in public.

 

Step one:

 

Navigate to http://www.youtube.com/

 

 

 

 

Step two:

 

Simply search for something along the lines of: "donk tune" and press enter.

 

 

 

 

Here are some other phrases you could search which are chav dialect:

 

 

1. "phat donk tune"

2. (Anything with "MC" in) for example: "MC Smally or smallie what ever his name is

3. Bassline donk

 

Search for chav related lines like the ones above.

 

 

Step three:

 

Proceed to navigate to a video which is appealing to your eyes, or, one you think will look funny.

 

 

 

 

Step four:

 

Click on this video, pause it so you don't have to listen to such monstrosity, and begin to read the comments of the video.

 

 

 

 

I'm speechless as of now.

[Kratos 326]

Great tutorial Pixel  :)

[~Budzy~ 661]

heres another chavy song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rBrrIMxkI also look up a guy named Tremz, he's another chavy from liverpool 

[Pixel 181]

heres another chavy song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rBrrIMxkI also look up a guy named Tremz, he's another chavy from liverpool 

Whilst I do that, I suggest you watch this:

 

 

I think it's safe to say that when we're all old, we're pretty much fucked.

[Twix 76]

10/10 cured my depression

[~Budzy~ 661]

Whilst I do that, I suggest you watch this:

 

 

I think it's safe to say that when we're all old, we're pretty much fucked.

oh my god 

[Kratos 326]

Whilst I do that, I suggest you watch this:

 

 

I think it's safe to say that when we're all old, we're pretty much fucked.

The present is pretty much messed up. It's pretty easy to compare the past and the present in this video 

[TheSuitedElk 12]

heres another chavy song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rBrrIMxkI also look up a guy named Tremz, he's another chavy from liverpool 

 

[Pixel 181]

The present is pretty much messed up. It's pretty easy to compare the past and the present in this video 

If you think about it, today's present will become the past. I predict that when I'm old, I'm just going to look back at the past (today's present) and just feel shamelessness and embarrassment because of these self centered individuals causing havoc and stress on adults in today's day in age. Their respect for each other is one thing, but for other people out of their "circle" e.g us, they have no respect for. They wind me up.

[BosnianArmy 517]

If you think about it, today's present will become the past. I predict that when I'm old, I'm just going to look back at the past (today's present) and just feel shamelessness and embarrassment because of these self centered individuals causing havoc and stress on adults in today's day in age. Their respect for each other is one thing, but for other people out of their "circle" e.g us, they have no respect for. They wind me up.

 

Let me teach you something and for others aswell.

 

These people like this, they don't give ANY SHIT about their "friends" and the people out of their circle.

 

1. Is he prepared to catch a bullet up for you?

 

2. Why are some people fighting each other if they are friends? and with fighting I don't mean play fighting, you got some really stupid dumb people who fights real for fun or just to see who is "stronger" to show to other people..

 

3. If they get a problem what you did nothing they will blame you

 

4. They will talk behind your back

 

ETC

 

I understand rightnow what you ment Pixel by the first post when I saw the video of the 2 kids.

[Pixel 181]

Let me teach you something and for others aswell.

 

These people like this, they don't give ANY SHIT about their "friends" and the people out of their circle.

 

1. Is he prepared to catch a bullet up for you?

 

2. Why are some people fighting each other if they are friends? like in that video here

 

3. If they get a problem what you did nothing they will blame you

 

4. They will talk behind your back

 

ETC

 

I understand rightnow what you ment Pixel by the first post when I saw the video of the 2 kids.

1. You hear stories in the news and surprisingly chavs have took damage for eachother.

2. Play fighting

3. True

4. Everyone has been talked about by their friends, fact.

[Kratos 326]

Let me teach you something and for others aswell.

 

These people like this, they don't give ANY SHIT about their "friends" and the people out of their circle.

 

1. Is he prepared to catch a bullet up for you?

 

2. Why are some people fighting each other if they are friends? like in that video here

 

3. If they get a problem what you did nothing they will blame you

 

4. They will talk behind your back

 

ETC

 

I understand rightnow what you ment Pixel by the first post when I saw the video of the 2 kids.

True.

 

Learned some stuff  :)

[BosnianArmy 517]

1. You hear stories in the news and surprisingly chavs have took damage for eachother.

2. Play fighting

3. True

4. Everyone has been talked about by their friends, fact.

 

1. A true friend will mostly help you out when he can, stories or not this is what I said

 

2. That is not play fighting thats just fighting. Play fighting is totaly different

 

4. Yes talked, but HOW.. You know that people can talk behind their back with full of hate+jealousness. For example:

 

 

Friend 1 and friend 2 are two "good" friends. Friend 1 goes to another friend, they 2 talk behind the back of friend 2, they are talking about his good looking girlfriend (jealousness). Those 2 said, they are going to say to his girlfriend that he had sex with a another girl and will give a phonenumber of their girls and that girl plays the act with them. 

 

See? this is what I mean with number 4.

[Pixel 181]

1. A true friend will mostly help you out when he can, stories or not this is what I said

 

2. That is not play fighting thats just fighting. Play fighting is totaly different

 

4. Yes talked, but HOW.. You know that people can talk behind their back with full of hate+jealousness. For example:

 

 

Friend 1 and friend 2 are two "good" friends. Friend 1 goes to another friend, they 2 talk behind the back of friend 2, they are talking about his good looking girlfriend (jealousness). Those 2 said, they are going to say to his girlfriend that he had sex with a another girl and will give a phonenumber of their girls and that girl plays the act with them. 

 

See? this is what I mean with number 4.

That is play fighting lol, you probably think play fighting is something like 'tango'ing your friend.

 

Unfortunately there's not many true friends in this world. I simply trust nobody (:

[BosnianArmy 517]

That is play fighting lol, you probably think play fighting is something like 'tango'ing your friend.

 

Unfortunately there's not many true friends in this world. I simply trust nobody (:

 

Didn't saw the fully play fight :p, In the beginning it went rough a bit then I skipped that part, but I watched again and it was just a play fight what you said :P

 

 

And btw... some kids these days.. they think they are some grow up majors lmfao.. I did arm wresteling with my little brother who is 11 and I'm 17, I know that I win easily from him so I said use your 2 arms with your whole body to beat me while I use 1 arm, and I win still easily lol. Same thing as my dad, I use 2 arms to him and he wins like I used with 1 arm lol.

 

What I try to say is that these kids now a days think they are something and + strong, but when they are in problems they are scared as fuck and gets probaly beat down with 1-2 punches or just a kick on their ass and lets him free to run away.

 

I call this BAD PARENTING for these kids like this.

[BosnianArmy 517]

*edit* I pressed quote in place of edit lol and I posted it then :> please delete this one.

[Pixel 181]

 

I call this BAD PARENTING for these kids like this.

It's down to that and the people they socialise with. Although I agree with you on the majority of what you said 

[BosnianArmy 517]

It's down to that and the people they socialise with. Although I agree with you on the majority of what you said 

 

Parenting has to do it with socialise aswell, like who are his friends exactly from my kid? are they good or bad? or middle?

 

A parrent or Parents, needs to teach their kids as first that a friend is not a friend when he does bad things and that it is not a good person inside and outside. Etc

[~Budzy~ 661]

Ok, I live in medway, (which is a chavy area) I used to be involved in a group just like those kids, 1. If one of us was in trouble, we helped each other out, there have been multiple times where my mates have saved me, 2. The fighting could be real or play, we used to do that, it was NEVER serious, I've been saved from being stabed (not pun intended) by my mates, some real shit did happen. Fights between our group/another persons group, really though, it's all just games at the end of the day, Take it from someone who's been in groups exactly like that. 

[BosnianArmy 517]

Ok, I live in medway, (which is a chavy area) I used to be involved in a group just like those kids, 1. If one of us was in trouble, we helped each other out, there have been multiple times where my mates have saved me, 2. The fighting could be real or play, we used to do that, it was NEVER serious, I've been saved from being stabed (not pun intended) by my mates, some real shit did happen. Fights between our group/another persons group, really though, it's all just games at the end of the day, Take it from someone who's been in groups exactly like that. 

 

I don't understand this part, "Take it from someone who's been in groups exactly like that".

 

And, for some of you. I didn't said there are no true friends there are some true friends but mostly not. The only true friend is your own brother or sister or dad or mom NO one else mostly. You can't even trust your family correctly like your uncle etc. I don't say this is always, but I say what can happen or whats sometimes.

[Pixel 181]

I don't understand this part, "Take it from someone who's been in groups exactly like that".

 

And, for some of you. I didn't said there are no true friends there are some true friends but mostly not. The only true friend is your own brother or sister or dad or mom NO one else mostly. You can't even trust your family correctly like your uncle etc. I don't say this is always, but I say what can happen or whats sometimes.

"Take it from someone who's been in groups exactly like that".

 

He means listen to the guy who has experienced the stuff, and isn't going off stereotypical opinions and media, but the person who has experience it enough to tell the truth and argue the facts.

[~Budzy~ 661]

If someone wants to live their life like it let them, it doesn't effect you, if someones parents dont care about their kid, why do you give a fuck?  

[Pixel 181]

If someone wants to live their life like it let them, it doesn't effect you, if someones parents dont care about their kid, why do you give a fuck?  

Not even sure why Bosnian started an argument / debate about it to be honest

[~Budzy~ 661]

Like when he started a debate about drugs, thinking he's right about everything. 

[BosnianArmy 517]

Not even sure why Bosnian started an argument / debate about it to be honest

 

So I can't share my opinions or talk about this subject?

 

And @Staab, I do think that I am right at some things like drugs. Why the fk do you even want drugs when its killing you :> anyways nvm. But I never think I am "always" right..