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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words. The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE". 420 years later... smoke weed everyday. In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. Most people believe that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine asked for help so I called Staab to suck it out of Headdy's ugly nose. The next day, I met my mother, she was squirting right in her clean toilet.
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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words. The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE". 420 years later... smoke weed everyday. In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly p.s >I one day :wat:
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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words. The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE". 420 years later... smoke weed everyday. In my experience and knowledge, I
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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril, someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words. The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE". 420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words. The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words. The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered #uncensored #rebel #2k14
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up.
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I don't know if this is the right place but my phone wallpaper- Ios 7 jailbroken, using shuffler for many different wallpapers and I use rising bars for my clock. P.s sorry for double post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
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1920x1080, you could've just looked on the image on imgur and it would of told you xD (drag it into a new tab) love dat snow.
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasonsed
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
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made sure you guys can see the toolbar so you don't use this as a desktop XD
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
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This ^^ Use like a lump of snow you can bounce on :3