Caspa

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  1. Do you see how much effort I just put in to this fully original story?.. I am actually enraged at myself for being so silly.
  2. The Creation written by Caspa in Genesis 1:1-2:7 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. And God saw that the light was good. And God separated the light from the darkness. God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day. And God said, “Let there be an expanse in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters.” And God made the expanse and separated the waters that were under the expanse from the waters that were above the expanse. And it was so. And God called the expanse Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day. And God said, “Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear.” And it was so. God called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that it was good. And God said, “Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, on the earth.” And it was so. The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the third day. And God said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night. And let them be for signs and for seasons, and for days and years, and let them be lights in the expanse of the heavens to give light upon the earth.” And it was so. And God made the two great lights—the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light to rule the night—and the stars. And God set them in the expanse of the heavens to give light on the earth, to rule over the day and over the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day. And God said, “Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the heavens.” So God created the great sea creatures and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” And there was evening and there was heroin and there was parties, the fifth day. And God said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds—livestock and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds.” And it was so. And God made the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the livestock according to their kinds, and everything that creeps on the ground according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.” So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. And God blessed them. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food. And to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the heavens and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food.” And it was so. And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day. Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. And on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done. So God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it God rested from all his work that he had done in creation. These are the generations of the heavens and the earth when they were created, in the day that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens. When no bush of the field was yet in the land and no small plant of the field had yet sprung up—for the Lord God had not caused it to rain on the land, and there was no man to work the ground, and a mist was going up from the land and was watering the whole face of the ground— then the Lord God formed the man of dust from the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living creature.
  3. Raid Karaoke, Sounds like a good idea in theory People won't sing and everyone will make fun of others in practice :P
  4. Thanks so much for the donation! Glad you enjoy the community :D You should join the TeamSpeak some time when you're free :)
  5. *an 8 week old son :3 I'm a grammar nazi :P
  6. not official

    A Grimoire Manastorm server would be nice, but I imagine I'm the only one who plays it.. :P
  7. "i have a 8 week year old son." huh? .. Anyways, Welcome to the forums :D
  8. THE BUMP IS REAL. Also, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul :P
  9. You can have my skills for a bottle of Powerade..
  10. Fuck it, I tried. Have fun pointlessly arguing.
  11. I will lock this topic. Don't tempt me xD
  12. BOSNIAN, stop posting about religion.
  13. Can we just have a no religion rule for all topics ever. ktnxbai
  14. My bumps, My bumps, My lovely little bumps #BlackEyedPeas4lyfe
  15. I can.. at least once a game, then again I am a wizard :D Also, Strafe is far too easy to get atm, Just seems unfair when I can get it in 13-14 gun kills :P
  16. Hey man :) Welcome to the forums :D
  17. You sound so much older than me.. I'm just gonna wait for a topic saying that you're actually 19 :p It's all good :D Everyone lies on the Internet at some stage, I for example have issues fitting into my lamborghini because of my 25 inch penis..
  18. An entire cup for people who throw? gg
  19. They're useless for everyone and are all copied. I'm not responding anymore because I don't want to cause an argument :) Best of luck
  20. Telling me to pshht when I'm highlighting the fact that you made a usless topic. Interesting way to go about getting admin :3
  21. It's across all servers Cledi :p
  22. Made useless copied topics to get 10 posts, anyways gl :/
  23. If you do get trial, you'll have to improve your attitude when it comes to cheaters :P I've seen you break rule1 multiple times when talking to someone who was cheating.