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Everything posted by Darmuh
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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words. The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE". 420 years later... smoke weed everyday. In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit.
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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh. It was the death of mankind. The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words. The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE". 420 years later... smoke weed everyday. In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind.
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go."
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****. Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a
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One day in the Shittiest jacuzzi,
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wellp time to do my daily server duties of uploading shit because lossy has piss poor internet!
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glad you could introduce yourself! Thanks for being an active hacker reporter you essentially make the admin's jobs easier!
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He also forgot to mention he basically taught me gsc and helped me make my first deathrun map as well as having made his own map mp_dr_takeshi which was never entirely finished :>
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>Makes a map about winter >in the middle of June Jokes aside, I like the idea. Get some nice slippy slide traps in their mixed with other unique shit and you've got yourself a good map imo.
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you remind me of this guy Welcome to the forums.
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1. Niko Bellic will be a vip character on destiny for mod vips in the next update. 2. Do you have the model for Eminem? 3. Do you have any sprays to show? 4. There is a map suggestion template created by anti you may use.
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If you want a map added or removed from the server make a fucking topic. Saying "Just sayin #ADDSKYPILLAR" in another map's release thread is both offtopic and NOT HOW YOU GET A MAP ADDED TO ROTATION. So please, make a thread. This goes to everyone.
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I agree with anti. Judge a map on it's content not by it's release date.
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I actually still have the sources to that mod you're talking about. It's called yolo
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This one is basically the cat version of :no:
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You should upload this here -> http://www.moddb.com/mods/braxs-death-run-mod/addons
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a simple upvote would have worked.