~Budzy~

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  1. In a land underneath the ground, where the people had lots of fun things to do, but this was really the end of everything, or was it?

    I dreamt that I dreamt this. I lack imagination, because of a terrible habit, to sniff plastic.
    I think I'm a stupid fatty.
    Sometimes I feel Like a potato that's been abused by a fryer.
    Then someone attacked the Little Indian who was then assaulted by a hungry fat Yogi Bear that fell off the swing-set.
    Startled, he quickly contacted the pringles helpline and said "She gave birth to seabass." on that day they attacked.
    The Arnold Schwarzeneggers ran into their death.
    Bear cried.

    I cried as well.

    Everyone cried.

    It's Lossy's secret fetish when everybody cries.

    That makes him very very happy, but sometimes it becomes too much. 

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  2. I left school at 15, but going back, I have ADHD, OCD, and mild Autism. I spent most of my time at home. I was bullied in school. Don't go out much, but wake up at 6am to go for a run, because no one else is out. then come back home to sleep. I have random spasms that cause discomfort to me, I also can't have the TV volume on an odd number or I loose my shit. That is true :dumb:

    I'm 15 and 5Ft 6, and am the smallest in my group if i go out. and was the 2nd smallest in my class. 

     

    #livinthehardlyfe

     

    Edit: forgot to mention when I was 9 I fell out my window onto a trampoline hurting my neck and have neck cramps all the time

    and have been attacked by a big ass dog. 

     

    I've had a fun life :dumb: :foreveralone:

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  3. One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy 
    ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril 
    someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
    It was the death of mankind.
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
    Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
    The next day I woke up.
    Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
    For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
    Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
    420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
    In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole

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  4. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy 
    ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril 
    someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.
    It was the death of mankind. 
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
    Out of nowhere my d*** was 
    on 3 f***** words
    The next day I woke up.
    Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
    For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack

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  5. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls

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  6. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! 

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  7. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon

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  8. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. 
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. 
    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some Dick.

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  9. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.

    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. 

    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. 

    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is thiswhilst he sucked the worlds biggestthickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot 

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  10. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.


    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated


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  11. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.


    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole

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  12. It's not that the rotation is shit, it barley changes. And when it does it's 1 map. I miss all the maps before the raid update. That was the best then :foreveralone:

     

    EDIT: Who added iWONTrockyou? It's not the same, ITS NOT THE SAME!!! :okay: 

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  13. Here Are Some Map Suggestions!

     

    Name of map: mp_dr_tron

    Difficulty: Medium

    Length of map: Medium-Long

    Amount of traps:  14Ish?

    End rooms: Old, Sniper, Bounce, Pistol, AK,( Maybe One More )?

    Download link: http://raid-gaming.net/dl/cod4/usermaps/mp_dr_tron/

     

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    Name of map: mp_dr_iwillrockyou
     
    Difficulty: Medium
     
    Length of map: Medium
     
    Amount of traps: ?
     
    End rooms: Knife, Sniper, Race
     
     
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    Name of map: mp_dr_disco
     
    Difficulty: Medium
     
    Length of map: Short/Medium
     
    Amount of traps:?
     
    End rooms: So Many End Rooms :dumb:
     
     
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    Name of map: mp_dr_levels
     
    Difficulty: Medium
     
    Length of map: Medium
     
    Amount of traps: ?
     
    End rooms: Many
     
     
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    Name of map: mp_deathrun_skypillar
     
    Difficulty: Medium
     
    Length of map: Medium
     
    Amount of traps: ? 
     
    End rooms: Sniper, Knife, Jump, RPG
     
     
    NOTE: Secret should 100% be removed because it gives you OP nukebullets and cuts a trap!
     
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    That's All For Now! 

     

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