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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat 

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE". 420 years later...

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril, someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

420 years later... smoke weed everyday. In my experience

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

In my experience and knowledge, I

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.

Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

The next day Cloudy 

ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.

My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.

While I penetrated my nostril 

someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.

It was the death of mankind.

The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.

The next day I woke up.

Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly

 

p.s >I one day :wat:

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.

Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

The next day Cloudy 

ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.

My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.

While I penetrated my nostril 

someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.

It was the death of mankind.

The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.

The next day I woke up.

Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit.

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 

Most people believe

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 

Most people believe  that it's because

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 

Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.

Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

The next day Cloudy 

ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.

My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.

While I penetrated my nostril 

someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.

It was the death of mankind.

The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.

The next day I woke up.

Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 

Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

 

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 
Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 
Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine asked for help

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

 

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 
Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine asked for help so I called

 

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 
Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine asked for help so I called Staab to suck

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

 

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 
Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine asked for help so I called Staab to suck it out of

 

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 
Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine asked for help so I called Staab to suck it out of Headdy's ugly nose.

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

 

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 
Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine asked for help so I called Staab to suck it out of Headdy's ugly nose. 

The next day,

 

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 
Most people believe  that it's because the instructions were unclear. Dick stuck in soda machine asked for help so I called Staab to suck it out of Headdy's ugly nose. 

The next day, I met my

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