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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug
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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.

Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.

My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.

While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind.

The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa clause 

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere 

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! 

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up.

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years,

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.

It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS!

The next day I woke up.

 Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

 For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.

It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS!

The next day I woke up.

 Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

 For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered,

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.

It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS!

The next day I woke up.

 Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

 For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.

It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS!

The next day I woke up.

 Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

 For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.

Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

The next day Cloudy

ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.

My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.

While I penetrated my nostril

someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.

It was the death of mankind.

The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

Out of nowhere my d*** was

on 3 f***** words

The next day I woke up.

Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.
It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my d*** was 
on 3 f***** words
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.
It was the death of mankind. 
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my d*** was 
on 3 f***** words
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack

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One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my d*** was 
on 3 f***** words
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert Staab.

 

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One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
The next day Cloudy 
ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
While I penetrated my nostril 
someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
It was the death of mankind.
The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
The next day I woke up.
Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered

 

#uncensored 

#rebel

#2k14

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