Bumba

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  1. this one time I was walking when I saw two hobos fighting in the back of a Denny's parking lot, then Bill Nye exclaimed, "There's a snake....." while pumping a radioactive pump, meanwhile a huge throbbing heartbeat that could shoot Seabass, started shooting Seabass because he ate the special seabass diamond which was located in a woman's purse that was heavily loaded with Uzis and marshmellows with chocolate sauce

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  2. Do you accept the requirements?: Yes

    What is your real name?:  Tommy

    What is your in-game name?: Bumba

    How old are you?: 16

    What is your primary server?: Deathrun

    What is your B3 CID?: @239

    What is your Xfire?: bumbaftw

    What is your Steam?: bumbaftw

    What is your Origin?: I don't know forgot.


     

     

    What makes you a good admin?:

     

    I'm a good admin because I have previously been a B3 admin on styx server (only with 20 power) but I learnt skills in being able to deal with trouble makers who don't follow the rules. I don't lose my temper easily and will remain calm if someone is breaking the rules and won't go ahead and instantly ban them, I would ask them to stop first then carry it on from there with either a warn, kick or ban depending on the situation, most likely warns.

     

     

    What skills do you have?:

     

    I make videos and gfx you can find my youtube at

     


     

     

    this is my most proud and best video I ever made:

     


     

    Don't really have any gfx to show since I reinstalled windows not long ago.

     

     

    What clans/communities/forums have you been at?:

     

    Styx, btw if anyone at styx reads this and thinks I'm trying to "multi clan" please know that it's just admin and I won't be wearing any sort of tag  :)

     

     

     

    Why should we choose you?:

     

    You should choose me because lately I've been over playing the deathrun server and it will probably continue like that since I like deathrun and I'm out of school, seems to be the only thing I enjoy playing at the moment. I am on at very awkward times due to my ever changing sleep schedule so usually there's points at which I'm on the server and there is no admins online.

     

     

    Thanks for reading my application and I hope it gets considered  ^_^

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  3. Here I am going to post suggestions for the cj server and why they would be good suggestions,

     

    Voting for specific maps on the rotation.

     

    I'm sure most can agree with me, it is really boring and annoying when you join the server and you want to play a certain map but the only thing you can do is rotate map. Say if someone is on the server by themselves or they're with a group of friends and want to play a specific map. They have to sit there rotating the map until they get to one they like, and also if you're not VIP this can be a hassle as you have to wait a period of time before you can vote again, in my opinion this would make them just want to leave the server.

     

    So please add voting for specific maps it would make the mod a whole lot better.

     

     

    The rotation needs to be fixed.

     

    I know I might sound a bit gay here saying this but it seems that the rotation is just full of 125 fps only maps which are like 3 years old. It's OK I guess but there still needs to be some "newer" maps which require a bit more skill and fps switching, even most of these maps have easy ways if that's what you're worried about.

     

    I'll suggest some maps here but I don't know the full rotation so I can't know if these maps are already in or not.

     

    There are all the ones I can think of at the moment.

     

     

    I might add more suggestions I just think this is most needed at the moment.

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  4. In a land underneath the ground, where the people had lots of fun things to do, but this was really the end of everything, or was it?
    I dreamt that I dreamt this. I lack imagination, because of a terrible habit, to sniff plastic.
    I think I'm a stupid fatty. Sometimes I feel Like a potato that's been abused by a fryer. Then someone attacked the Little Indian who was then assaulted by a hungry fat Yogi Bear that fell off the swing-set. Startled, he quickly contacted the pringles helpline and

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  5. Bear jwofles pls stop

    In a land underneath the ground, where the people had lots of fun things to do, but this was really the end of everything, or was it?
    I dreamt that I dreamt this. I lack imagination, because of a terrible habit, to sniff plastic.

    I think I'm a stupid fatty. Sometimes I feel Like a potato that's been abused

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  6. One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy 
    ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril 
    someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
    It was the death of mankind.
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
    Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
    The next day I woke up.
    Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
    For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
    Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
    420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
    In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way Into My Hole because it's horseshit. 

    Most people believe

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  7. One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy 
    ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril 
    someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
    It was the death of mankind.
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
    Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
    The next day I woke up.
    Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
    For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.
    Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".
    420 years later... smoke weed everyday.
    In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised this story is ever so slightly finding its way

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  8. One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy 
    ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril 
    someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
    It was the death of mankind.
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
    Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
    The next day I woke up.
    Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
    For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

    Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

    420 years later... smoke weed everyday.

    In my experience and knowledge, I one day realised

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  9. One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy 
    ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril 
    someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
    It was the death of mankind.
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
    Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
    The next day I woke up.
    Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
    For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

    Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE".

    420 years later... smoke weed everyday. In my experience

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  10. One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy 
    ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril 
    someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
    It was the death of mankind.
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
    Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
    The next day I woke up.
    Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
    For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

    Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming "YES BABY MORE". 420 years later...

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  11. One day in the shittiest jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my dick spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing pussy.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy 
    ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril 
    someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday decided to dance On Some dick while listening to "Let It Go." sung by Darmuh.
    It was the death of mankind.
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by Santa Clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.
    Out of nowhere my dick was on 3 fucking words.
    The next day I woke up.
    Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.
    For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird.

    Then I remembered, I had to eat the yellow Hannah soaked honey hidden inside the Crusty Anus Sack of pervert staab while he fingered the big fat nipple while screaming

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  12. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh.

    It was the death of mankind. 
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls.

    Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS!

    The next day I woke up.

     Surrounded by the smoke, I slept.

     For ninety years, a bear farted on my balls, it felt so kinda really weird. Then I remembered,

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  13. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the smoke, I slept. For ninety years,

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  14. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere my d*** was on 3 FUCKING WORDS! The next day I woke up. Surrounded by the

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  15. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.
    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.
    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.
    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad.
    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster.
    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a g**** hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass s*** that f****** guy yesterday decided to dance On Some D*** while listening to "Let It Go." sung by darmuh. It was the death of mankind. 
    The next day, my butt plug was karate chopped by santa clause With Water Melon coated hairy balls. Out of nowhere 

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  16. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.

    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. 

    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. 

    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is thiswhilst he sucked the worlds biggestthickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece of crusty maggot flavoured paprika seasoned seabass shit, that fucking guy yesterday

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  17. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.

    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. 

    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. 

    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is thiswhilst he sucked the worlds biggest, thickest, tallest, widest most tastiest piece

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  18. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.

    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.

    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.

    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. 

    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. 

    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into a glory hole while he said "What a wonderful moment is this" whilst he sucked the worlds biggest

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  19. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor.


    I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.


    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy.


    The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. 


    My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. 


    While I penetrated my nostril someone helped by inserting his finger into


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  20. One day in the s******** jacuzzi, I farted heavily and the bubbles grew like a cow in labor. I wondered why my d*** spontaneously started to attack like a crazy hungry meowing p****.


    Later I realized, my middle leg suddenly grew from those magic beans that I stole from a hippy named Sr. Cloudy. The next day Cloudy ate cereal while he sucked my crusty hole that smelt bad. My Butt Plug got awkwardly stuck in my toaster. While I penetrated my nostril someone


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